SONICS HOME PAGE!

Welcome to my brilliant homepage! Andy is letting me run it here on ASC which is awesome. I'm not very good with computers, I've already jumped on and smashed 3 monitors, not a single item came out of any of them, Andy says if i do it again he'll shove my super sneakers somewhere unpleasant. Do like the music? It is from greenhill zone! Thats where i like to run around and have a few beers with Tails, maybe you've heard of it! Enjoy my homepage!

Look at this great picture i found of me!

Pictures like this really piss me off! Is that meant to be funny!? how offensive. I dont know any big yellow men? And who is that child? Is that Chris Thorndyke!? Its rubbish!!

HAHAHA! This is what real life earth hedgehogs look like! Thats pathetic! I bet if he rolled into a big spikey robot he'd end up smeared on the road.

THINGS THAT REALLY ANNOY ME

1: People in internet forums who recolour a picture of me BADLY using MSPAINT, and pretend it is them!
2: People who think Shadow is cooler than me
3: Standing in chewing gum
4: People who dress up in suits of me to get their photos taken with yellow men or plumbers.
5: Small children
6: When people make HOAXES of my games which are nothing more than a SUPERSONIC SPRITE in GREENHILL ZONE, thats not big and not clever! Monkeys can paste sprites on backgrounds, if youre gonna make a "hoax" spend more than 5 minutes on it! If you DID spend more than 5 minutes on it and still ended up with one of those PATHETIC excuses for hoaxes out there, i pity you. DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.
7: When Tails listens to his Greenday CD's

Alright! its time to clear something up! I've seen lots of debate about what i say to Amy Rose in the sonic x episode containing the ABOVE picture! I did NOT say " i love you amy"! I SAID "Heres a flower, now shut up Woman"

Look at all the me's! hahaha! Thats brilliant
Wait a minute....i dont recall ever doing that...

Why do people continue to make these pieces of crap that are supposed to look like me! Its insulting! Look at them! Im not deformed so why do my toys look like a 3 fingered monkey made them! Seriously, who buys this stuff!!???

Andy said it would be really good if i gave people the option to view my webcam. So I am....

Nice innit!

APPARENTLY This bloke here created me!
YU-GI-NAKA or something like that, Next you'll be telling me im fictional, rediculous.

SONICS FAQ SECTION!! ( I told you i would)

Send an email to Andy at materia_hunter_andy@yahoo.com and make the subject " A question for Sonic" I will add and reply to any questions you ask me, right here on this page! Thanks for Visiting!
~Sonic . T . Hedgehog

ALEX PERO ASKS Who is your true love?
Good question Alex. Its really irritating when i see people argueing over who my girlfriend should be! Why are Sally Acorn or Amy Rose my only choices? My REAL true love is Lacey Chabert. She's that one that was in 'Lost in space' and 'party of 5'. Maybe if Amy or Sally wore one of those spacesuits i'd consider it. If you are reading this and you are Lacey Chabert, please send an email and we can take it from there.

ALEX PERO ALSO ASKS Why don't you kick Amy's @$$?
Well i was always taught that hitting girls is a bad thing to do, so i would imagine kicking one in the ass is also frowned upon. During 'Sonic Battle' i got to unleash a big old can of WHUPASS on her, but she got all frisky and demanded me to kiss it all better, i ran away. I suppose the true answer to this question is "that would be mean, and she might smack me with that fugging huge hammer".

ALEX PERO ALSO ALSO ASKS Is Tails really your friend?
I wont lie Alex, me and Tails' friendship goes through some rocky patches. He says that i "irritate the hell out of him" but i think he was just being cranky. Sometimes i tie his tails in a knot and push him off high things, its SOOO FUNNY. Im worried that shadow is
trying to steal tails away and make him HIS best friend, they go line dancing together on Thursday nights now :( I think gonna start hanging out with Creams mom more.

DARRELL ASKS why don't you like amy.if u ask me she's HOT!
Well i suppose i can field another question about Amy! I suppose she's an okay looking hog but i think you are forgetting how irritating she is, her voice makes me want to curl up and hide beneath my own spikey spines and thats a move i'm only supposed to use against predators and when Rob Shneider movies are on TV. Why do you think Amy is hot Darrell? I will tell her later and see if she wants to exchange email addresses with you. You owe me one.

KANDY RAY ASKS did you ever want to enter super smash bros. and kick mario's @$$ well ask nintedo and youll proubale be in.
Kandy, i would LOVE to give that mario guy a darn good smacking but nintendo will never let harm come to their beloved mascot :( I had a dream once where i was in super smash brothers and mario did a ground pound on me, and i just charged up spindash - bits of plumber went EVERYWHERE, it was great. I suppose the only problem with me being in smash brothers is that i am far superior in speed, power and skill to anyone there and the matches would never be fair. They would have to make me slow and weak to give that yellow electricity rat thing or the fella with the green hat a chance..and that is not cool. I like this question as it has the best spelling of "probably" in it, that i have ever seen.

BEN LESSER ASKS Despite how much he has stole the fanbase, are you friends with Shadow? (People usally think he's cooler because of his hair! I mean, how stupid is that?!?)
Shadow is stupid, i dont want to be friends with him! Ahem, Shadow has only stolen the more retarded members of my fanbase and i think you will agree Ben, that we are better off without them! Sega make shadow out to be soooo badass but they NEVER showed his "my little pony" collection or his Avril Lavigne CD's in ANY of the games! If some-one thinks shadow is cooler than me because of his spikes then they need a slap, i could make mine like that with a little gel, but i dont want to coz it looks crap. If i was friends with Shadow, him and Tails might make me go linedancing with them and last time i tried linedancing i accidentally broke someones spine.

MARIA A SCOTT ASKS why do you love amy?
I dont, pay attention, next!

DEAN-O ASKS What do you plan to do about Shadow?
Shadow is a total wuss, he's harmless...i dont think i have to DO anything about him. I suppose if he starts getting better roles in the games and getting more popular than me i will have to do something then. I guess i could say nasty things about his shoes until he cries..then i will film him crying and put it on youtube for everyone to see. Yes that is perfect.
Tails just said that Shadow IS more popular than me so i have locked him in the fridge until he learns.

DCBBSTACKS ASKS are you really that stupid?
I am as stupid as you are witty. So not at all :)

DAKOTA ASKS which of your games did u like to make the most? huh huh tell me!
Good question dakota, and also very difficult to answer! Hmmmmm let me think. Sonic riders was good fun coz we got to zoom around on these..air skateboard things which was neat.
I'll tell you which is my LEAST favourite! Sonic Spinball! That really hurt.
I am really enjoying making my BRAND NEW GAME at the moment because i get to try it on with the princess a lot and she's a hottie! When we were filming the "running away from explosions" bit, i got some cheeky little feels of her bum.
I suppose my favourite games to make are the ones people will enjoy the most! The only reason i took part in "shadow the hedgehog" was because someone told me that shadow was trampled by wilderbeast in the ending :( didnt happen.

 

 

 

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